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What I Learned From Clarion South

AKA: Jedi Writing Tricks - These aren't the characters you're looking for.

A Post-Clarion Summation By Aidan Doyle

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Six of the best weeks of my life are now but a memory.
I knew I was in for a fun time, when within the first two weeks, the four people in my apartment had written stories covering the cardinal points of speculative fiction - zombies, pirates, ninjas and vampires.

 

* THINGS I LEARNED FROM CLARION SOUTH

Even ghosts and ninjas aren't allowed to infodump.

Life in a post-apocalyptic village with no family and hallucinogenic teenagers is not always easy.

Constructing something from your dead girlfriend is not healthy.

If you're in hell, word choices may not matter.

Sometimes you have to consider the savagely sleep deprived demographic of your audience.

Feigning eccentricities to avoid responsibility is not acceptable.

The value of focusing your monster.

One helmet doth not steampunk make.

Convulsive beauty does not always involve jumping out from behind bushes.

Not everyone is thrilled about the idea of creating a monkpunk genre.

If you want to make a story scarier you should add more "n"s.

If you are horribly wounded, don't explain everything.

If you hang a cow from the roof, it pulls the roof down.

Some people just read to have their happy buttons pushed.

If you're going to submit a story written in Chinese characters, you should at least try to double-space it.

You should write your story's emotional scenes in Assembler, not C++.

"Chaotic stupid" is a common character alignment for movie villains.

Running away to join the circus can be detrimental to your writing career.

Having a screen door on a spaceship may cause readers to doubt your world-building skills.

It's difficult to learn astrophysics in one day.

Malaria can cure syphilis.

In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned.

You should always wash your fiction unless you want to be subjected to a Jungian analysis.

If you overload your prose, sometimes the sentence ship will sink.

Literary excellence can be achieved through superior horsepower.

Critiques delivered by sock puppet have added authority.

Sean is strong with the force, but "Evil" Sean has not yet turned to the dark side.

Margo likes it when you do nasty things to children.

Jack disapproves of the rectal insertion of incendiary particles.

If Trent ever gets his hands on a zombie girlfriend, he will do many Bad Things.

Jeff is very appreciative when he receives squid in the mail.

Mark likes his scavs lecherous.

Liz is an expert at throwing axes horizontally.

Lisa is not ideal babysitter material.

Brendan has developed a set of tools for not killing people.

Angie is a story slut.

Steve M has few reservations when it comes to using the bathroom facilities.

You should be very wary if Steve T invites you to go and see a Spiderman movie.

Steph has the most powerful heart of all.

Su Lynn is capable of delivering some of the most insightful critiques while looking extremely flustered.

Ben is a founding member of the Cogito Ergo Zombie telemarketing group.

Alex is fond of yum cha fairy orgies.

Angela has cornered the market on prime real estate in Wrongtown.

Tracy is going to be the mayor of New Wrongtown.

Amanda is overly fond of chopping, cutting, macerating and dissecting things.

Suzanne has arranged a deal with Taiwanese exporters to supply her with all the fairy wings she needs.

Mac likes stabbing people in the humpy.

If Brendan asks if he can have your fingernails, you should be very afraid.

You could be in for a surprise if you get stuck in an elevator with Lisa.

Even though I was on my best behaviour, people still thought I was an evil monkey trickster god.


* OTHER TOPICS OF DISCUSSION

Satan's socialist aspirations, desert orcas, the Buddhist principles espoused by Groundhog Day, Schrodinger's comma, sabretooth mermaids, zombie telepaths, The Zombie of the Opera, the miracle of zombie holidays, living with strange bearded men, the value of dead seahorses, monkey Hemingway, kung fu butterflies, frozen god sperm, unicorn glue factories, how to name superheroes, time-travelling zombie Nazi unicorns, how to dilute napalm, elf porn, departments of defenestration, Myers-Briggs personality tests, post-infinity stress disorder, how many monkeys it takes to write a horror story, Dungeons & Dragons character alignments & Wrongtown.


* NEW GENRES I ENCOUNTERED

hard fantasy, fantasy opera, monkpunk, piratepunk, officepunk, numberpunk, uberpunk, chainpunk, tranniepunk


* RULES FOR WRITING SHORT STORIES

Short stories are about interesting characters in difficult situations.

Unless absolutely necessary, don't change POV.

Start scenes as late as you can, and finish them as early as possible.

Most readers will respond better to a memorable character than a cool idea.

Avoid flashbacks unless absolutely necessary.

Show don't tell (most of the time).

Be specific, rather than general.

Circular endings are a good way to end your story (where the ending inverts or echoes the opening).

You should know a lot more about your characters and setting than makes it onto the page.

Make sure you choose the right viewpoint character.  Are they active?  Do they act rather than just react?

Dream logic isn't the same as story logic.  Stories have to make sense.

What is the point of change in your story?  Have you started your story there?

What is going to happen in the story after the ending?

If you are doing historical research, ensure you read primary sources (this may involve learning more than three extra languages).

Ensure your magic system is so detailed and baroque that even Jack is impressed.

Check with Su Lynn to see if anyone else has written a story with the same idea.


* RULES FOR REVISING YOUR STORY

Find the focus of your story.  What is it about?

What is the purpose of each scene in your story?

What is the purpose of each character in your story?  How are they connected to other characters?

Remove elements that don't enhance the focus of your story.

Add subtext that enhances the focus of the story.

"Argument" openings (that explain what your story is about) can usually be cut.

"Could, that, somehow, something, realise, suddenly" are your enemies and should be mercilessly purged.

Eliminate passive voice where possible.

Remove repetitive prose.

Remove repetitive prose.

Add 15% more time cops.

Add 20% more monkeys.

Comments
lauragoodin From: lauragoodin Date: February 18th, 2009 01:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG, monkpunk -- I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!!

-- Laura
aidandoyle From: aidandoyle Date: February 20th, 2009 11:49 am (UTC) (Link)
That was the reaction I was looking for. :-)
My flatmates didn't seem to be as taken with monkpunk. But I know that one day my as yet unwritten tales of rebel monks (with or without a cause) will take the world by storm. :-)
unicorn_on_mars From: unicorn_on_mars Date: February 27th, 2009 10:46 am (UTC) (Link)

Happy Birthday!

So, you're a Pisces. That explains a lot... (the Scorpion muses cryptically).

I hope you enjoy your day and get lots of presents, or at least eat lots. Are you very old? :)
aidandoyle From: aidandoyle Date: February 27th, 2009 10:50 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Happy Birthday!

Thanks. :-)
I'll be 35 on Sunday. Having the day at home and Mum's cooking up some of my favorite food (steak diane & pavlova). :-)
unicorn_on_mars From: unicorn_on_mars Date: February 27th, 2009 10:55 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Happy Birthday!

Ah, 35, yes, I remember what is was like to be young. Then you get old and grumpy and they keep giving you pay rises because suddenly you're scary.
From: featherfour Date: March 21st, 2009 04:09 am (UTC) (Link)
monkey

I just thought your blog needed more monkeys, Aidan

monkey
azahru From: azahru Date: November 5th, 2009 02:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Hi Aidan,

I've been collecting posts about the Clarion experience as part of my plan for world domination (or mild obsession, you decide). I just stumbled across your post in one of my periodic searches (thanks to the lovely Tor.com article).

You can see the linkage love here: http://lizargall.com/2009/03/clarion-blogs/
If you see any gaps please send me the links or ask other Clarionites to send their links.

Good luck on your journeys

Liz
aidandoyle From: aidandoyle Date: November 5th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hi Liz.

Thanks for the link.

Can you change the link to my home page rather than LiveJournal.
http://www.aidandoyle.net/?p=18

I also had an article published on IROSF about Clarion South
http://www.irosf.com/q/zine/article/10551

Angela Slatter also wrote about our Clarion.
http://angelaslatter.com/2009/02/26/the-clarion-post-we-had-to-have-%E2%80%93-part-one/

Glad to hear you had a fun time at your Clarion.
It's an amazing experience. Wish I could do it again.

Have fun,
Aidan.
azahru From: azahru Date: November 6th, 2009 06:14 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks Aidan I've added all the links

I feel like Clarion hasn't ended... we were super lucky (and determined) and there were 10 of us at World Fantasy Con, which was super delicious. :-)
aidandoyle From: aidandoyle Date: November 6th, 2009 12:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's cool you had a chance to meet up again at World Fantasy Con.
Bit far for me to go this year. (I used up my travel budget with a 3 month trip in Eastern Europe this year).
Next year there's World Con in Melbourne. Bit easier to get to for Clarion South people. :-)
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